Antonio Conte and the full Spurs experience | Soccer


The Fiver, wise beyond its beers, realized long ago that nothing good could come from us reaching unattainable standards, that is, high standards. Pep Guardiola isn’t like that, and that’s his problem. The Catalan comes across as one of those perfectionists for whom the slightest flaw in his work triggers agonizing reflections, leaving him Edvard Chewing in the bathroom mirror, screaming like some pained circus oddity. So imagine how Guardiola suffers from reminders that Manchester City’s bogey team is Tottenham Honking Hotspur, for god’s sake.

On Wednesday, Guardiola had to watch Liverpool demolish both Leeds United and the small goal difference advantage City had enjoyed over their nearest rivals as Jürgen Klopp’s side came within three points at the top of the table . But the most infuriating result for Guardiola came at Turf Moor, where the Ben Mee side battled to a precious win that underscored the absurdity of Spurs’ victory at City last weekend. As the scoreline appeared on screen, you could easily imagine Guardiola turning to his £100m gardener, Jack Grealish, and begging him to make sense of it all.

Of course, Guardiola wasn’t the only manager distracted after Spurs’ latest Spursiness. The London troupe’s own ringmaster, Antonio Conte, was so perplexed that he found himself questioning everything he thought he knew about himself, football and stereotypes about wayward types. “Nobody deserves this kind of situation,” Conte groaned to English media a week after complaining that translated interviews in Italian media often tended to make him look like a fickle galoot. “I came to try to improve the situation at Tottenham but maybe right now, I don’t know, I’m not that good at improving the situation,” he continued.

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“I’m trying to do everything to change the situation but the situation isn’t changing,” he said before insinuating he could be ready to flee Spurs if something or other didn’t change. “Somebody has to talk about the race to fourth place, and the reality of the last five games is that we have to be careful not to fight for the relegation zone. That’s the truth. That’s the reality. When this type of situation happens, there may be something wrong I don’t want to close my eyes, I want to take my responsibility, if I have the responsibility I’m open, I’m open every decision because I want to help Tottenham. From the first day I arrived here, I want to help Tottenham. I repeat: I am too honest to close my eyes and continue like this, and also take my salary. But this is not is not well at the moment.


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